POGRYN. FOR THE EMPEROR

ATOMA’S LEAST COMPLICATED HERO

BIG MAN.
BIG POG.

Small brain. Enormous heart.
Absolutely no idea what’s going on.

Name’s Pogryn. I protect the little ’uns, bonk the bad ’uns, and do what sah says. Mostly.

PRESS FOR POG
NO THINKING CLEARANCE REQUIRED
Pogryn, a huge delighted Ogryn in battered armour, proudly holding his favourite rock.
APPROVED
BY SAHPROBABLY
SUBJECT 01 / POGRYNTHREAT LEVEL: FRIENDLY
PROTECT THE LITTLE ’UNSPRAISE THE EMPERORPASS THE RASHUNSSTAY POG, SAH

01 / WORDS TO BONK BY

THE FIELD MANUAL.

Three rules. Even I can remember three.
Sometimes two.

I.

PROTECT LIL ’UNS.

Keep little ’uns behind you. They’s easier to count that way.

THEY ARE SMALL. YOU ARE NOT.
II.

KNOCK BIGGER.

If door won’t open, knock bigger. If heretic won’t move, same rule.

DIPLOMACY, BUT LOUDER.
III.

SHARE RASHUNS.

Save one ration for mate. Hardest rule. Still a good rule.

A FULL SQUAD IS A HAPPY SQUAD.

DEPARTMENT OF EXTREMELY ADVANCED WEAPONRY

Stony, an ordinary grey rock presented like a priceless military artefactFIG. 01 STANDARD ISSUE? NO. FOUND IT.

02 / MEET THE LOADOUT

THIS IS STONY.
STONY GETS IT.

No batteries. No machine spirit tantrums.
Just rock. Good rock.

Designation
Stony
Effective range
Over there
Weight
Comforting
Machine spirit
Quiet today

A fine addition to any large hand.

03 / IMPERIAL MORALE STATION

MORALE LOW?
APPLY POG.

Officially untested. Personally endorsed.
Give the button a good bonk.

POG-O-METER / MK. ISTANDING BY
REGULAR LADABSOLUTE UNIT

“Sah? Can I press the big button, sah?”

LATEST FIELD REPORT

“Brought all the little ’uns home.
Sergeant counted twice.”

— POGRYN, MISSION DEBRIEF / DETAILS MOSTLY CORRECT

MISSION
GOOD.EVERYONE’S HERE